Vintage Humor Appreciator Prints

Brown, Jones and Robinson - Zoological gardens.

An old lady catching a bus

Gossiping women

Woman hanging out her washing on telegrah wires

A Verbal Difficulty

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Sorry, Lady. We allready got someone that cleans up the place.

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

'That Obama's a bright young fella, but he's no Calvin Coolidge.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

The Enemy

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"