Vintage Humor Appreciator Mugs

Brown, Jones and Robinson - Zoological gardens.

An old lady catching a bus

Gossiping women

Woman hanging out her washing on telegrah wires

A Verbal Difficulty

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Sorry, Lady. We allready got someone that cleans up the place.

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

'That Obama's a bright young fella, but he's no Calvin Coolidge.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Peter Cook

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

The Enemy

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"