Vintage Gossip Lover Mugs

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."