Funny Gossip Lover Mugs

"Hey sweety! I just found out that the myth about men with big feet is not true at all!"

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."