Vintage Drama Artist Gifts

Buck Cheevers, daredevil of the wild west.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Three Ladies

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Play on."

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"They're texting it in."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Carmen

Wotan with eye patch

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Hippie on the moon

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

I Pagliacci

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'