Vintage Drama Artist Gifts

Buck Cheevers, daredevil of the wild west.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Three Ladies

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Play on."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Samuel Beckett

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Clownton Abbey

Wotan with eye patch

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Carmen

Hippie on the moon

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"They're texting it in."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

I Pagliacci

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...