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The AdRams Family no.7- Internet dating

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jimi Hendrix.

The Gladiator.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Robert Mitchum

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Carole Lombard

Elton John

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Peter Lorre caricature

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Elvis fans

Amy Schumer