Vintage Business Charm Lover Mugs

Henry J, Heinz

Louis Armstrong

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Office temperature.

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Social Struggles

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

'He finds it easier to fire people this way.'

Ikea for Hippies

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

'These are our golden oldies.'

Telephone Box

Theatrical Christmas.