Vintage Beauty Guru Mugs

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Queen of Upcycling!

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman applying makeup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Hairstyles

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"