Vintage Advertising Lover Pillows

Sandwich Board Advertiser in Hyde Park

"No, that's not an old-school pop up ad. That's a hot air balloon."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Letter Collecting Nerd

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Opening the Barrel