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Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

Country Bumpkin.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Developers at small African village.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Cottage cupcakes.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Entering Clogsted.

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

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Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

The Nutmeg-Grater

Pond Village Store Generalists

A town in the middle ages.

Model Upstairs

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

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