Model Village Architect Mugs

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Tree house.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'I hope it;s an express.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Man building a tree house

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Sheds

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Developers at small African village.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Will build to suit myself.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Castle-shaped igloo.

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"First things first - let's discuss our terms of reference."

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'