Model Village Architect Mugs

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Tree house.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Man building a tree house

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Sheds

Developers at small African village.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Will build to suit myself.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Castle-shaped igloo.

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

Model Shop

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

"First things first - let's discuss our terms of reference."