Village Humorists Prints

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"It's been a rainy winter."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

A middle aged cow.

This one needs re-booting!

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'