Village Aficionados Prints

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Cottage cupcakes.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Hey, I like this town!"

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'How very Putney!'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

"No fair!"

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

A town in the middle ages.

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How very Colliers Wood

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'