Village Admirer Prints

Country Bumpkin.

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

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A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Mummy?!

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'Uh? A female vet?'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'