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"You'll have to wait, can't you see he's tied up for the moment?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"But I use all of them!"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Could you give us a push?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

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