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"Okay punk, make my day"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Office of quality assurance"

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Nun confronts mugger.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Monster in optician.

The Marks of Zorro

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"