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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Zoo.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Diner.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Rose Garden

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Echo Tourism'

'Projectile painting.'

Mikado

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Labor Day Flowers

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

The Garden

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"