Vietnam War Mugs

Ho Chi Minh

John McCain, pre-RIP

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Wrestling Champion.

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Clearing up medals.

Remembering All The American Idols.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'This one is for not stirring up global tensions with anything I say in TV interviews.'