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"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"My compliments to Mummy!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

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"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'You don't like it, do you?'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

Like mum used to make.

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

Health care success #3

Antony Worrall Thompson

"Sticky rice is ready to go."