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"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Office Meeting

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Camera not working."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Zoomies call.

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

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'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

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