Video Conferencing Connoisseurs Pillows

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Zoom Christmas

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Cat Zoom Meeting

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."