Video Chronicler Of Fine Tastes Mugs

"We wondered if you'd be kind enough to take a videoclip of us drinking the Chateau d'Yquem?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

You are simply the Greatest

Finding Bigfoot

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

The killing of journalists

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"Henderson just uploaded our New Year's Party to You Tube, boss."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Moog invented the blog.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Got it!"

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"This is going to be a great video!"

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"I'm on videotape since Day One. How about you?"

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

Life styles of the rich and guilty.

"Poor Shaz, she's the only person on the estate who hasn't been in a Channel 5 documentary."

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

'For God's sake, Elias - it's 1645! If you don't let me out by 1700, the dinner will be ruined!'

'There - a cookbook.'

"You aren’t allowed to film the police unless it’s Golden Hour."

"I'm afraid we only watch the cookery programmes."

"Is there something wrong with your food?"

'How's the video diary coming along?'