Video Call Worrier T-Shirts

Chicken Little on a video call. The Skype is falling! The Skype is falling!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

MLB 2020

A Zoom School of Fish

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

Working from home.

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Zoom

Breakout Room

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...