Video Call Worrier Mugs

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

A Zoom School of Fish

MLB 2020

Working from home.

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Zoom

Lockdown goals

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...