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"But first - Let's all congratulate Frank on his return to work. . ."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

US Economy Boat.

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Low rates!

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

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