Victory Voyagers Pillows

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

First past the post.

'I win!'

Lizard Amusement Park

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Volcanic ash...

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Bradley Wiggins

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Swimming Champion.

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Champion.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?