Victoriana Gifts

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Seagiraffes

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Quick, start the car!"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.