Vice Presidents Mugs

'Lucy, you'll be taking the blame for a vice president while she's on vacation.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'Pray for me.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Writer

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Yin and Yang VPs.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

M.F. Smith, V.P.: An affable lightweight who floated to the top on sheer inoffensiveness and warm air currents.

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Alexander Pope

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'