Vice Mugs

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Good boy."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Barks in code.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Lumbar support animal

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Tiny Visions

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Trump leaving

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."