Vice Mugs

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Barks in code.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Trump leaving

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Tiny Visions

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Lumbar support animal

Our Two Parties, Explained

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."