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My job does not define me.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

What your guitar says about you.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

The Death of Pierrot

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Covid Juggling

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Elton

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

I'd like to order a scoop of you. Pardon? I've got a thing for strapping hunks who lug coffee and pastries. What's it going to be, lover? Take me, baby. I'll take you to court, freak! The Angelina Jolie fantasy runneth over.

'You have a dual-personality, sir, and I think we can use both of them.'

'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

"My husband is a introverted man."

"I'm not either a control freak!"

Ernie's an optimist-paranoid. He thinks everybody is out to get him something nice.

We've got some ideas for co-hosts for your radio show. A former basketball player, a member of the Kardashians, a

'You hate me. I like that in a man.'