Veterinary Visits Mugs

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Next please.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Lactose Intolerant

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Fill it up!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Dog wearing a cone

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."