Veterinary Intern T-Shirts

'All inexperienced practitioners leave equipment behind on large animal calls...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"This never happened."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Dog Park Zoom

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."