Veterans Affairs Official Gifts

'There...problem solved. Now on to the Bergdahl thing.'

Support the Ex-Troops

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

A Crown of Red Poppies

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"We will remember them."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

Let me forget

"Just be grateful it's not bone spurs."

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

'Thank you.'

22 vets a day commit suicide.

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

'Have you been waiting long, Mr. Lozier?'

Too Easy

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

"Don't you know how to salute, soldier?"

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Post Traumatic Death Disorder

75th Anniversary of D-Day

'Sorry about the long delay in getting an appointment. I know your frustration. I have been waiting two weeks for my bonus check.'

Robert Wilkie

Injured Veteran

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

"Don't trust anyone whose job was created after 1995."

"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."