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'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Dog wearing a cone

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'No need to shout.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Walking in the woods.

'The vet will see, you know!'

Canine Tours

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"May I keep my collar on?"

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.