Vet Receptionist Prints

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'It's that hypochondriac parrot!'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'You know too much,'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"This never happened."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Fill it up!"