Doctor's Receptionist Prints

"Quick, let me through. I'm a doctor's receptionist!"

'It's your fault, Doctor Hayden, you warned me not to be late for work again.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much,'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Useless information"

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."