Vet Clinic Regular Prints

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Cat Scan

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'No need to shout.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Doc's Kid.

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"Something nocturnal."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'Who's next?'

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

She pulls to the left.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Samaritan Pet Hospital

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'