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'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'It's only a checkup!'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

Python waiting in Veterinary surgery

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

Ceberus at the Vets

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

Performance.