Vermin Joke Enthusiast Prints

'Has this one got cavity walls?' 'Only since the rats moved in.'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

Bear in the Outhouse.

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

1347: Olaf the Oaf invents stand up comedy

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"We gots worms."

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

"Ipod, playstation, trainers,clothes, why couldn't you get me something really useful like condoms?!

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.

COWS: Pull up man!! You're going too deep

Predator Pray

"Looks like they've got mice ?"

Snake, typing letter.

'You seem Jumpy.'

'C'mon now Kitty! Swear at me! Accuse me of being a bad dog!'