Verification Badge Enthusiast Mugs

Elon Musk Twitter Takeover

"It's such a lovely day!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Self-Checkout.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

No room to hang his diploma.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

Continental marshal

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

Animal Overachievers