Verdi Fanatic Mugs

Aida

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Giuseppe Verdi

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Knight

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Super-ego Surveillance

Psychologist Birthdays

'The stuff legends are made of'

Baroque Bach Mountain

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Phonetic Man

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Elf from Falstaff

The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

Siggy

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Antonio Vivaldi

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

"I'm still not clear on how my neurosis is your parents' fault."

Norma