Venus De Milo Fans Mugs

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Yes?'

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Play it again, Sam.

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Venetian without the knowledge

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Formula One Venice

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"

Sisyphus the mime

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat! Still needs a little work!'

Singer with microphone coming from her cleavage.