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Covid Boarding Pass

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Nun confronts mugger.

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"What happened to what cat?"

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Ebola Clinic

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Keep out - Covid-19

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'Is it catching?'

Coronavirus