Ventilation Explorer Gifts

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Outside with that!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"Here's the problem."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Nuclear energy.

Tess of the Dirigibles

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

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"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'