Ventilation Explorer Gifts

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Outside with that!'

"Here's the problem."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Tess of the Dirigibles

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Nuclear energy.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."