Breathwork Explorer Gifts

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Turn, turn and turn.

Bright Idea

"It is my place!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Interpretive napping

Dancing woman

The Gong

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Avoid sitting."

Children playing percussion instruments.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Cowpunk

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

'Holy shit!'

Brain Check

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

"None of this looks familiar. "

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Man playing the timpani drum.

Zen Buddhist Diary

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'