Venice Enthusiasts Mugs

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

When the water's colder than you thought...

421AD...north east Italy

New York Gondolier

Fighting Gondoliers.

Too Much?

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

Noah's Ark

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Pirates of Venice

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'