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Nicolas Maduro

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Tree house.

U.S. Foreign Policy

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Eurobonds Explained.

Invade/Fail/Deny

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Trouble everywhere...

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

The End of Trump?

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Militant Pacifists

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

House vs. Senate