Venezuela Watcher Prints

Nicolas Maduro

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Tree house.

U.S. Foreign Policy

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Eurobonds Explained.

Trouble everywhere...

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Militant Pacifists

The End of Trump?

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

It's a Dog's life