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ACME Vending LTD

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Bear at a vending machine

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Honest Vending Machine

How M2M really works.

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Al's vending machine.

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

Too Good to be true - 50c.

"I can never find any change here."