Vending Machine Conqueror Pillows

Stereotypical vendor.

Rage.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Access Denied!

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Honest Vending Machine

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Computer Gamers.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.